Officer: What the heck are you eating?
Coworker: It’s brie and crackers. Wanna try some?
Officer: What the heck is brie?
Coworker: It’s cheese! It’s really good, here..try some!
Officer: *takes a bite* Uhh.. it has no taste… is this some sort of yankee thing?

Hahahahaha…. I love my good ol’ country boy officers 😀